Monday, January 10, 2011

Going to College in 40+ cm of Snow Should Be Illegal

Have the city cleared the snow yet? Most. Just the main arteries though. Residential? Not so much. Driving the Rav4 was like driving a military jeep in the middle of Afghanistan. Not that I know how that feels like, but... ITS BUMPY OK?! And for drivers out there: If theres a traffic jam, and the car in front of you hasn't crossed the intersection yet, please don't fuckin move your fuckin vehicle until they've moved their fuckin vehicle. Thankyou =) Would you like it if you were on the cross street going the other way, and you can't move your fucking car cause someone else blocked half the fricken intersection?! I don't think so. So please be considerate.

Currently I'm at my ex-college, waiting for a friend to finish up her class which ends at 16:20 (right now its 15:36). (And yes- I write in 24-hr time. So what?! You got a problem with that? It's just that I don't like to write A.M. or P.M.... so much effort you know?!) Anyways, another 40 minutes. I don't think I can last that long. My stomach is growling beyond compare. Thank god this library is noisy as shit. You may ask, how am I writing this blog right now? Cause I told her I would only stay here if she would give me her user and pass. to log in. Hehe. Man, the stuff that I could do to her account... Like watching porn. Just Kidding. I'm mean, but im not "that" mean.

And why am I at my ex-college you may ask? Cause I had to buy my fucking 10lb calc. textbook from the bookstore, cause they didn't have anymore used ones at the bookstore at my college. It's like everyone in the world is taking Calc this semester. And what pissed me off more is that there was some confusion between my friend and my organizational skills. Firstly the author of the textbook is retarded cause he/she published 2 textbooks identical to each other (in terms of names of course). The title for mine is East Asia: A political, cultural, and social change. For hers, it was East Asia: A political, cultural, and social change *Modern 1600. Wow. No fucking way!!! And the isbn # is off by 3#'s. So if you didn't have that Modern 1600 when you tell people, you may be pissing off a lot of people - Just sayin'. But she did say that. So why am I still mad?! Cause she sent a text of that textbook but that text never got to my phone. All the other unimportant texts came through, 'cept that one. Is that fucked up or what?! So I'm pissed at Rogers right now. Dumb fucks.

So not only that I have 10 lb of math to carry home, I still have to carry that dumb textbook that I didn't sell back home too! This is retarded.

But lets stop talking about that- moving on. My CMPT 157 lab is so easy. I mean, today we just had to make a ppt presentation. How easy is that. Today was a weird day. I mean, the TA started to do a demo of how to use ppt. but I decided that it's too easy, so I did mine as she did the demo. 20 seconds into the demo, the power went out for 2 seconds, causing pandemonium in the room. Who knew that you need to save every 10 seconds?! Well continuing on, I broke the automated paper dispenser in the mens washroom today. Waving my hand across the sensor, the paper dispensed... it kept going.... and going.... and going.... and I just left before people noticed. I got curious if it drained the whole roll of paper so I went back in 5 minutes later. I noticed that the whole washroom was under one single sheet of paper towel that is at least 20 ft long. It looked like as if someone tipied the washroom with paper towels. Haha. Take that fucking school. Just kidding. Our college is great and I love the profs there (except my Mgtsc prof of course).


Let the chaos continue,
Kevin

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