Friday, January 28, 2011

Time to go to Work!

The title says it all. =(
Blog in like 6 hours.


Kevin

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Being Sick Is Not Fun


It feels like your head is clogged, and you have a constant headache. Damn you cold. My nose is plugged, I have the tissues to prove it, and a headache... Fuck.


To those who are also sick: Get well soon!
Kevin

Poor Architectual Engineering

Originally, I was going to post this yesterday, but I had to finish up my math assignment. Oh, yeah... I'm sick again.

Anyways... "Yesterday" was the first time I've ever stumbled into a Unisex washroom at college (whose name I won't mention). I'll let the pictures desribe themselves...
This doesn't look too bad right...? And then....
..... Why the fuck would you waste all that space and not just center the toilet in the middle, as opposed to squishing everything to the left. When you sit on the throne, your shoulder hits the paper dispenser and it's really annoying having to shift to the left. God. And there's this also in the washroom...
....You might be saying, "Kevin, you're such a retard, of course there should be a door to the washroom, how else would you get in?"...
Take A look again!
.... STORAGE?! WHY IS IT IN THE BATHROOM?! Ok, for 1. I feel really insecure of having someone looking through a peephole behind the door and looking at me when I take a dump, or when I piss, or when I c--. Er... Okay... well, um. But still, really creepy as to maybe a horny pedifile janitor lurks behind that door...

It's just not the bathroom, there are many hallways within the building that have missing walls, with 4' ft railings. Talk about having not to find a good place for suicide...


Kevin

Morning Skate Anyone?



Kevin

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Pros and Con of Napping

Who doesn't love to take a nap after a stressful day at school? I know I do. Do you? Well, I do it every school day. But it depends when you take a nap. If you take a nap between 2-5. I'd say that's the best time to catch some zzz's. Pros: get well rested, doesn't disrupt sleep cycle, get up just in time for dinner, allows you enough time to finish homework before 12. If you take a nap at 4-9 like what I did today, well you just fucked up your sleeping schedule. Why else do you think I'm on here blogging and playing GT5?! I can't sleep. That's one of the major cons. Cons also include: missing dinner, not enough time to do homework. So basically, if you can avoid taking a nap between 4-9, do so. Be warned!!!!


Good night. Sleep tight!
Kevin

Monday, January 24, 2011

Flickr

We have a wesite for everything nowadays. Facebook for social networking, Blogger for postings, Flickr as an online photo gallery, MySpace as a music network page and there's still so much more.

I just realized that on Flickr, you have to post more than 5 pictures in order for your photos to appear on online searches. Like WTF? Maybe have a disclaimer pop up for first time users. LOL. So how did I find out? Well, I uploaded a picture to a group and it didn't show, so I looked at whats wrong with it, and you have to click certain hidden tabs to find out that "Your picture is hidden." After you click on it, then it shows the possible reasons why your pictures aren't being shown. And that's where I have realized that I didn't upload enough photos... Dumb Flickr.


Kevin

Sunday, January 23, 2011

GT5

Wow. That's all I can say. With over 10,000 cars, this game delivers the realism into a driving simulator. The feel and the graphics that went behind this game is gorgeous! HD and 3D compatable! Only for a mere $59.99 CAD. To me, it's worth more than that of Super Mario Galaxy 2, retailed at the same price. Although, Mario games are classics too. Nintendo's secret weapon! But thank goodness my dad got it for me for a low low price of $19.99 CAD on Boxing Day. For all you suckers out there who couldn't get it, "YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!" As for many games, you start at Lvl. 0 and work your way up higher ranks. In GT5, you start as a beginner at Lvl. 0. You have Cr. 20,000 (that's virtual money) to spend on cars, and items. You won't find any sick cars that are Lvl 0 in the Used Cars section, nor you can afford any cars in the Car Dealership when you first start. I picked the Toyota MS2 99' for Cr. 13,000. It's the one that look the most modern, and it's affordable (within my budget). After you bought your junkie, you hit the tracks, starting at the A-Specs Category. Each competion has a level restriction. For now, you must play Lvl. 0 competitions until you reach the next level, unlocking more stages. Each race earns you a certain amount of credits, which is determined by what rank you've placed after each race.

This game is so addicting and can't wait to play some more! School work and midterms are coming up, and this is going to be hard to not get distracted by the driving simulator. I just have to work on time management. Right?!

If you don't have this game yet, I highly recommend buying it. IGN rated it 8.5, but I rate it at least a 9.0.
Here's a video review by IGN on Gran Turismo 5. For the Full Review by IGN, you can click the link below:

IGN: Gran Turismo 5 (PS3) Review



Kevin

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Beauty of Ice

Um, the only time I would refer to "ice" as beauty. Every year, Edmonton hosts an ice sculpting event, featuring top ice sculpters around the world. This year, the event revolves around a Chinese theme - Chinese gates, zodiacs, and chinese myths and legends. This year on Feb 3, 2011 will be Chinese New Year, and for this year, it is the Year of The Rabbit.

This is the main piece of the outdoor exhibit, the Chinese Garden. for more pictures, you can go to my flickr page, the link is posted on the sidebar --> or you can click the link on the bottom of this post.

It's amazing how incredibly talented these artists are and how much time and effort they put into designing and sculpting.
Admission is $5.00 for adults and I think $2.00 for child? So if you're planning something for a family day, or if you're visiting from out of town... - er... I don't know who would visit or vacation to Edmonton... but who knows, there are freaks.... Anyways, whether you are from here, or from anywhere, you should stop by. It's pretty "cool" I must say.
Tips: Go on a warm day. LOL.

Kevin
My Flickr Photostream

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Episode V: The Addiction Being a Cheater

The Viet girl was sitting, innocently beside a western male. Using her features to blind him from seeing the real truth within her. Her motive was hidden within. With her portable computer angled in such a way, the prof did not find it suspicious. What was on her screen? A statistical course known as management science. But thats not whats freaky, it's what she'd do to get what she wants... She wants answers! Yes, that's right. What were you guys thinking of?! Jeez. PERVERTS! ALL OF YA!
She doesn't care of how others think, she just needs to fulfill her self-motive, to get 100%. Talk about being self centered bitch! She addresses the male, and asks for "help." Though help might be too nice of a word to use... more like, "gimme your answers!" is more appropriate in this case. The male offers to help as he is lured by her femininity. He automatically "helps" her out. While doing readings in english, she "asks" him to speak to the class on behalf of her. Again "asks" to her is more like "forces" for us regular human beings. I don't know how girls brains work, but I'm certain other than her - none! Period. If you're in colleges in Alberta, you probably have 1 math assignment due each week (if you're taking Math of course). In our case, Bishesta, "the bitch", and I all take Calculus. Blech, I don't even know why we need it. But before I stray off topic; At the end of class, she approaches this random male, who sits behind us (Bishesta and I). Here is the dialogue of the convo, although words may not be the same, in our world it definately means this.

English Literature Class 09:19 AM
B: Haaiii, um... I was wondering, are you in my calculus class?
G: Yeah... I think so...
B: Ohh. Can I copy your assignment? (The assignment is for marks and due on Friday)
G: Umm - ...
(Bitch interrupts)
B: I can pay you if you want...
G: Are you serious?
B: (Acting all slutty) Yeahhhh... If I copy you for the whole year, I can pay you for the whole year if you want...
G: Um... Seriously?
B: Yeahhh....
G: Um... that's ok.

-------Kevin and Bishesta left the class-------


Talk about being desparite! We wonder why she's even in school? Like with that type of personality she could make millions! She can go down 107 Av (Hooker Av) or 118 Av/ Alberta Av (Hobo/Native Av) and be a hooker! She has the skank voice, the skinny slut posture, and the I don't give a fuck attitude. Check, check and double check! Ding* Ding* Ding* So boys and girls, you don't need to have education to become wealthy. Just sayin'. Well fuck her. Haha. She doesn't even sit beside us or talk to us anymore, since I gave her the cold shoulder last class in MGTSC. Haha. You diserved it - Biatch!!!

On a lighter note, I'm amazed by why people even put statuses like this up on Facebook... Like... why don't you just call them back? Problem resolved! Duhhh!!!!


Class starts in 1/2 hour, better get going. Cya!
Kevin

For previous part of the sequel click the link below
~Episode IV: Copiers

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bus Etiquette

Buses can be crowded, especially when classes end at college, or during rush hour. Here are some ways to improve "etiquette" on the bus!

1. It is important that one takes up only ONE seat, so others may sit, allowing more people to board the bus. Firstly on the agenda, sitting. You do NOT sit with your legs spread out wide, like you're sitting on the toilet with your legs wide open, while being constipated. No. This Korean old dude, was hogging 2 seats, with his legs spread wide open in "v" formation looking just like that~ WHO THE FUCK STILL SITS LIKE THAT WHEN SOMEONES TRYING TO SIT DOWN?~ LIKE MOVE THE FUCK OVER. I accept the fact for some people with long legs that you have to angle yourself in a certain way, but no means would they take up 1.5 spaces, unless theyre obese as well. Well.. maybe this Korean was obese too. Who knows. But none-the-less, even with long legs, you don't spread your legs wide, you try to squeeze them together, and then angle it. My god. He's worse than Chinese people who sit on the bus and half their ass is dangling off the seat. But thats fine with me, cause it gives me more room. But I'm not that old of an asian yet, so I want 100% of my ass to be on the seat.

2. Don't scream and laugh on the bus like some psychopath. I don't know if it's just me, but 90% of Natives "Aboriginals" in my area do drugs, and are homeless. It's either one or the other. "Duhhh, fuck man, I do drugs and shit... Duhh, I sold some shit to this dude, and fucking made a profit. Let's smoke a joint later and kick someones ass later... Duhhh" What fucking retards! Ok, first, doing drugs are illegal, so why the fuck would it make sense to broadcast that to the whole bus?! Like are you hoping that you would go to jail? Well, actually, I don't mind, because the less fuckers on the street, the more of a happy Kevin I will become. *Smile* ^^ But seriously, get a life. I bet they're the guys that punched this caucasian on the street during the nighttime a while back, when I saw it on the news. Hmm. I should've reported it in.

But the police are probably stupid, and without evidence, they will be back on the street before you know it!

3. Do NOT stand near the doorway. I cannot stress how often this is. Unless your skinny, like me, don't obstruct the doorway, because all your asking is for multiple humps along the way. Unless your a pervert, you want to get the fuck away from the door. And I love the people who just stand there, motionless as people are trying to get off. Like MOVE Bitch! And it's funny how they look at you like you're the retarded one. (I wonder how far in education they've got up to) With that type of common sense, not far, I'm afraid.


Me being excited that I've finished my Math 114 assignment that's supposed to be due on Friday!!! ^^

Digging out from last weekend's snowstorm still continues!


Enjoy your day!
Kevin

New Addiction

Thanks Tak Yin for making me hooked again. LOL.
Why do I love this episode so much? I think Stephon knows the answer to that *winks* Family Guy S09E09 - And I'm Joyce Kinney


Enjoy
Kevin

Skating Anyone?

This post is for a dear friend who lives in Pittsburgh. They get lots of snow too, and it's a competition to see who has the most!

And sorry, I don't know why my phone made everything blue. It's fucked up.

A view of 97 Street. There was a recent car crash --> The black chunks on the road is vehicle parts

A look at my fence and how high the snow pile is compared to it.

The main sidewalk of our street. It looks like a maze now. If you're not like Stephon (my friend) whose 6'5, you might get lost in there (like me). Well. it's just an expression. Its up to my shoulder. Sheesh - and I'm 5'6. LOL
So whats the take home message?
Do NOT live in Edmonton! Whatsoever. Maybe somewhere like Vancouver is a bit better. Plus they've got the ocean! Can't go wrong with that!


Have fun shovelling!
Kevin

Monday, January 17, 2011

Miscellaneous Monday

A lot of events happened between 7:15 thru 8:00 I must say. Firstly, when will this snowstorm weather ever end?! I mean as of now it's still snowing! But apparently the snow will cease as of tonight, and temperatures will rise from -23ºC to -5ºC. Like talk about getting a cold and hot shock! Edmonton has the most fucked up weather on the planet. You can have +5ºC on one day, and it could be -35ºC.

More ranting coming when i get home. =)

Okay, I'm home now. where was I? Oh yes, in the morning. Let's start when I woke up at 6:45. I wake up, brush my teeth, shower, take a piss.... Wait I take a piss before I hop into the shower... Anyways..., I then eat breakfast, get dressed, and then I leave the house at around 7:15. The roads were slick. You can probably skate yourself to school... Literally. The roads was like an elongated ice rink, with zambonies to groom it (snowplows). We got to the subway by 7:20 and by 7:25, the Century Park train came. The train was packed as always. It's even worse than the Chinese or Japanese type scenarios where Asians are jammed into 1x1 sq ft area. In Edmonton, it's more like .5x.5 and Asians are skinner than Americans by far... You get the point right? No offense... Well actually, nevermind, please take my words as a consideration and lose some fucking weight please. At work I have this fat ass that eats 2 large multigrain pizzas with extra sauce, spinach, carmilized onions, mozzarella and extra cheedar cheese at least 3 times a week. If youre like the person that I had described. Do yourself a favor and go to a dietician. Youre lifes in danger - no jokes.

Oops. Got sidetracked there. Ok, so the train I got on was stuck- "delayed" as they called it at Stadium station for roughly a minute. And then it happened again. This time it was At Bay Station for 6-7 minutes. That point I knew I missed my fucking bus and I had to fucking walk to school to write my fucking quiz, which I fucking erased the correct answer and chose the wrong one!!! Meh, I got 13/15. But if I got that answer right, I would've got 14!!! And that's over 90!!! Fuck!!!! But I'm getting ahead of myself... Time reverse. So before the 2nd delay, a girl in her 20s fainted. Her eyes look constricted like if she was stoned. She was paralyzed and began to shake and became unbalanced. She jolted forward and fell and crouched on the floor of the train in a fetal position; you know like when baby first come out of the mama without the head crouched by their feet... Yeah, like that! A lady pulled the emergency line located on the ceiling on the right hand side. many tried to help her up, and asking "Are you ok?" to an unconscious woman... Um, am I the only one to think why the fuck would you ask her that?! She fucking unconscious for crying out loud! How the he'll can she respond. Maybe something like offing her off the ground and have her sit on the seat until she awakes again would be a better idea. From the floor, the girl emerges from her slumber and again the question "Are you ok?" was addressed. Well at least this time this question was more suitable since she's AWAKE now.... Sigh* anywho, she looked dazed and confused and acted nothin happened. She simply said, "Yeah" and left the train like nothing happened. The conductor finally called us in the car and asked if someone called for an emergency. Talk about slow response much. If a guy had a hear attack, he would've been dead by then. The lady yelled and said that she just got up and left. So of course there was a delay there as well.

When I got off the train, I unlockedy phone, realizing it was 7:44. Whoopie! I just missed my fucking bus. Walking in -23 in a snowstorm isn't my ideal joyful stroll to school. As I trekked up the stairway to street level from the subway, I noticed (well seriously who couldn't, unless you were blind) a dozen beer cans scattered across the stairway, and alcohol from a 1L glass jug. Wow someone got fucked last night hehe... Woo! fucking fuckers. So by the time I got to school it was 7:54. Just enough time to walk to class and unpack.

And that was my morning. 1 hour and 10 minutes. Pretty long story for just that time period.



Hope your day is not as fucked up as mine,
Kevin

Nothing Really Happened

Today, my friend Travis bailed on me. The alternative route was spending the day with my parents, which was pretty cool. My facebook page was raided with 70+ happy birthday messages. And to each and everyone of who wrote to me, I want to say thanks. You guys are the best, and like I said before, each of you added something to my day that made it even a bit more special!

On the same day, a tragic event or should I say "events" happened in the Rockies. Several people parishes with many injured due to several avalanches triggered by man, throughout several ski resorts within the mountain range. To the families of their lost ones, our prayers go out to you.

Click for Aricle:



Kevin

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Another Year Older

19 isn't really special. It's not like 1, 13, 16, 18, 21... It's just 19. Thanks for the birthday wishes via. Facebook, IM, and via. Text messaging. You guys are each adding a piece of smile on my face. Truly. I'm blessed to have a family who loves and supports me. I'm happy for the friends whom I see everyday. And If I didnt see you for a long time, well why the fuck did we not hang?! Lol. Looking back at all the adventures I had in my life makes me feel so blessed. Thinking in a global perspective, we are so fortunate to live a life like this. Millions of children in third world countries don't have the same rights and freedom as we do in North America. So don't hate your parents. Many children out there are orphans. They didn't even get a chance to see their mother and father, and yet we yell at them everyday. Don't be picky, especially when it comes down to food. Don't bitch that you got artichokes in your salad, or you wanted whole wheat instead of white. What a child in Africa wouldn't give to have a slice of that pizza. Poor guys. I wish I can do more to help. It's just so heartbreaking to see not just African children, but children all around the world that doesn't meet the standard of living. It's simply not fair. Everyone should get to live a good childhood. I mean, did you ever have a bad memory when you were a child?

Anyways, enough rambling. Here are a couple of pics that I took while I was at the tattoo studio. This was the best present I gave to myself. Enjoy!

The Brilliant Artist Behind It All =)
A failed attempt of trying to take a picture of myself.

Kevin

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Customers

It's really funny working at a store that provides customer service. Interacting with them is a whole lot interesting. You got the nice people, the preppy people, the tattooed people, the goth people, the I think I'm a smart ass people, and the dumb people. There's probably plenty more categories out there, but I will waste my precious sleeping time if I do. Plus you'll probably won't read anymore of my posts anymore.

The goth people are scary, more than Halloween. Nose piercings, tongue piercings, eye piercings, black hair, black jeans, black everything! Oh yeah, they love chokers and chains. Talk about a fetish like somehing you would find in a porn flick.

Then the smart ass people- the know-it alls - the show-offs. "I want some goat cheese. What type do you have? Shredded or Romanian?... " Um goat cheese is goat cheese... Whatever type it is, it's still shit. Smells like shit, taste like shit, and when I put it on your pizza- I really don't give a shit what type it is. Do I look like a cheese expert to you? I'm not Swedish, I'm Chinese ok?! Talk to me about dim sum or something oriental... Mmm... Dim sum.

The tattoo people. They are pretty cool and down to earth. And I'm not just saying this cause I have one. Most tattooed people are judged negatively because they are inked and people associate them with gangs. Grow up people, this isn 1980s. The world is going through a rapid cultural change - not as rapid as technological change though... Some have the punk rock biker look. This is because they are punk rockers, or bikers. But don't get that messed up that because you see tattoos on bikers, doesn't mean that everyone is a punk rocker or biker. I know that I'm definitely not a punk. I'm the exact opposite!

The dumb people are sometimes amusing or they just simply piss me off. Today this dumb woman wiu her dumb daughter and her dumb friend came to order a pizza. After asking my buddy all these retarded questions, she slowly made her order. After she paid and the ticket printed, she noticed that I wad making breadsticks. She asked if they were cooked when demanded or if they were cooked at all... What kind of a fucked up question is that?! Obviously it's being cooked. Like don't you see me putting the sticks on a pan? And don't you see me pulling them out 1 order at a time? Dumb people... She even told me she hasn't paid for them yet. I know that lady, you just told me that you were thinking of getting them but wasn't sure. Sigh*

Finally we have the nice people. People who appreciate your service, tips and smile. Not much to say than that they make my day. Thank-you!!!


That's all from me tonight!! Goodnight,
Kevin

Friday, January 14, 2011

Episode IV: Copiers

The people I hate the most are copiers. Not the copiers you use to duplicate sheets of paper, but copiers who just tries to copy your assignments. What fuckers. Today, Bishesta and I did a group analysis on a poem for English. A vietnamese girl decides to join the group cause she has problems in public speaking. She tried to do sstats in English and tried to ask for answers and makes that fucked up pouting noise when she's stuck. Talk about giving up to easily. I found out her name was Helen. I know a friend named Helen, and she's nothing at all like this Helen. Maybe this new Helen is a degenerate. Who knows... Not knowing she was in my statistics course, she walks up to me and asks me to sit with her. Thinking that it was because of friendship, I sat next to her. Not until it was too late to move. The Vietnamese bitch wanted to copy my math assignments and won't stop bugging me about helping her with checking her answers. Maybe you don't want to learn, but I DO!!! Such an inconsiderate whore. Fuckin' cunt. Why don't you go Fuck yourself. Her stupid squeaky voice echoed in my head as the monotoned prof began to speak. Both their voices were annoying, but I'm paying to hear that monotoned voice and not her fucking squeal. And plus, it's not a very good impression, especially on the first day meeting you if you just go up to a person and ask them to give you their homework assignments. Like if you need help, go to the math help room. That's why it's there, to help you with questions about math. And not to go bothering others in classes about helping you come your homework for you. I don't give a fuck what grade you get to be honest. Ive only known you for a day and to me, youre on messed up little Asian girl. Looks can be deceiving. Well, never sitting by her again. Sorry bitch, never talking to you again.


A take home message: don't trust anyone who tries to get close to you just to copy your notes. Especially if he/she is a skank.
Kevin

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Long Lost Friend

My birthday is coming up soon! 3 days to be exact! This year I'm overwhelmed with school work so unfortunately I'm not going to do anything big. My 18th was last year so that's Already been done. Your 19th isnt that important anyways. Well this Sunday, if it still good, I get to chill for a day with my bud that I havent seen since junior high. Like 5 years ago... Wow. Itll be cool to chill with him for a day.


That's all I've got to say for tonight, so goodnight!!
Kevin

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Monotoned

Have you ever met someone who talks and talks but lacks tone? Let's just say, the individual is pretty boring. The individual I'm referring to is my MGTSC prof. I can't mention his name invade he googles himself and might wind up on my page and that's a big no-no. Gosh, he has the most atrocious handwriting and is horrid at explaining concepts. he claims that you must go to class because they are crucial... Um... No. I think I'm better off reading from the textbook thank you very much. I really don't want to listen to him. The class is 1:20 which is :30 longer than monday Wednesday and Friday classes. Ugh. A minute into class you already feel like dazing.


Must sleep, waking up in 3 hrs. Night,
Kevin

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

What Is Kevin Wondering at 2:37 in the Morning...

Why does American milk taste so weird?! No taste! Just this funny texture that makes me have a stomach ache. I like Hong Kong's milk better. Sorry guys, guess I prefer Asian cows than White cows. =}


Nighty night,
Kevin